single ladies of new york city, meet your knight in shining tool belt, ian zelesko. he wants to help you build your ikea furniture, hang your miniblinds, move across town, and/or help you open those obstinate jars of pickles. he's "renting" himself out to help out those single ladies that could, simply put, use a man around the house. he says he's not doing it for money (he works for cases of sierra nevada pale ale, "non-negotiable"). and he's NOT a rentBOY. however, if he works your plumbing and sparks fly, then that's another matter. he turns down gals with husbands or boyfriends (they should be able to do this stuff for you, unless they're lazy) and also turns down requests from guys (again, you should be macho enough to wire your own electrics, even the gays).
he insists this isn't some kind of craigslist perverted stunt. and freely lists his name and email address EVERYwhere. so ladies, if you just can't figure out how to hook up your XBox Knnect, ian's your guy.
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