the steve jobs action figure

got $99 burnin' a hole in your pocket?  you can be the proud owner of a Steve Jobs "action" figure.  it looks just like him.  come with an extra pair of glasses and an extra pair of hands (what?).  also included are two apples and a "One More Thing" backdrop.  presumably the "action" is you standing it in front of the backdrop to make keynote speeches.  fun!  let the cease and desist letters begin in 3...2...1...