for your consideration

i'm not even a member of the academy and i keep getting these "for your consideration" ads in my inbox. how did i get on their lists?  oh well.  vulture mag came up with their own for your consideration ads and they are quite funny.  seriously, though, ryan gosling AND his jacket deserve a best actor nomination.  they nailed these:  corey stoll was SO handsome as earnest hemmingway, chris evans' (post-transformation) chest took up 3/4 of the screen, and i was about to shoot charlize theron's character for her abuse of that poor dog!