elin nordegren is kinda nuts

thanks to her pancake waitress-screwing hubby tiger woods, elin nordegren (prounced: e-LIN neurdehovvenhovvengutendagengren) is rich beyond her wildest dreams.  she's got so much excess cash layin' around, she bought this $12 million house and flattened it like a pancake.  i'm sure she was driving the bulldozer and thinking of tiger while she did it.  anyway, now she's going to re-build the SAME EXACT HOUSE on top of it.  ya know, just 'cuz she can.