a video is making its way 'round the net featuring some children of the corn girl urging america to boycott girl scout cookies. as a professed girl scout (albeit one without any emotion, feeling, or any other human characteristics), this chick identified only as "Taylor" of ventura, california, is all up in arms (again, in her monotone, robotic way) that the girl scouts of colorado have allowed a 7-year-old boy named bobby montoya to join. bobby is the cutest kid whose mom says he like to dress up like a girl, says he's a girl, and his lifelong dream was to join the girl scouts and sell thin mints door-to-door. bobby is the actual HUMAN BEING in the second photo. so taylor is all upset that bobby (a BOY and possibly even worse yet a TRANSGENDERED PERSON) has been allowed to infiltrate the girl scout ranks. PUH-LEASE, girl scouts is a group where little kids get together for an hour once a week and make popsicle stick birdhouses. they don't gather round for cervical cancer examinations. what's the harm if bobby wants to sell some thin mints? which gets me back to the problem with "taylor". she says america should BOYCOT girl scout cookies and put the whole enterprise out of business. WHAT? back away from my thin mints you evil, transgender-averse robot girl. or this could get nasty.


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